Help please, I need some help here folks.
It seems that lately my life has been getting more complicated, and I want to thank those of you who are brave enough to still associate with me regardless of what I have become.
The following is a recap of my current identity:
I was born a white male, which makes me a racist.
I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which makes me a fascist.
I am heterosexual, which makes me a homophobe.
I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.
I am a Christian, which makes me an infidel.
I am older than 75 and retired, which makes me a useless old man.
I think and I reason; therefore, I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which makes me a reactionary.
I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.
I value my safety and that of my family; therefore, I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.
I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual’s merits, which makes me anti-socialist.
I acquired a good education without student loans and no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of odd underachiever.
I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland by all citizens, which makes me a militarist.
Please help me come to terms with this, because I‘m not sure who I am anymore!
Newest problem – I’m not sure which bathroom I should use.
Help me please, Jim Bathurst
Originally posted 2016-08-10 14:07:23.
feel sad for kids/grandkids. we 75’s lived during a great era.
Yes we did Cuz
It’s nothing less than the sissification of America and we old farts are taking it hard.
Yep, you’re correct Nick, good term, “sissification” of America, I like that. Think I’ll start using that, it says it all. We are niothing buy a bunch of soft bewildered pussys!
Well said, Col.
That’s great!
Sorry buddy, we’re in a ship that’s taking on water
And fast! I just want to know which bathroom to use. LOL