Could not resist this one.

 

LOL, sorry, I simply could not resist posting this one. It’s from Iron Mike himself, and you must know that he never minces words, so be careful, I have cleaned it up some. Enjoy my fellow warriors.

safe-space-proeliumI know you don’t know me. I know you don’t even think about me and when you do, it’s probably not anything nice. I’m the evil hegemonically masculine patriarchal oppressor to you feminists. I’m the jackbooted statist thug to you dope smokin’ long-haired hippies. I’m “The Man” to you racial activists. I’m the idiot who joined the military because I “wasn’t smart enough” to go get a liberal arts degree like you know-it-all 20-year-old college dipshits; and for some reason you hate me for that. I’m that guy with the rifle who signed on the dotted line for $24K a year so that you budding Marxist fucksticks could have the freedom to complain about me and the manner in which I provide it. I have a little message for you.

I see you there, in Portland… In Chicago… In San Francisco… In Bumf**k Directional School Liberal Arts College… You’re having your temper tantrums because ever since mommy dropped you off at Daycare 20 years ago you’ve been throwing them to get your way. Now you’re super pissed about the results of a presidential election where the other guy (and the only guy in the race for that matter) won.

I’m not here to talk politics, or explain the Electoral College, or to tell you what hypocritical douchebags you are for doing the things you’re doing. No. I have a much simpler conversation to have with you. See, I read what you post on Twitter, Facebook, and your various internet blogs. I see you on the news breaking things, setting fires, and assaulting people of the opposite political belief. I see you there with your fat ugly unshaven feminist women and black power slogan screaming race baiters, throwing rocks and bottles at the lines of police officers trying to keep order in your own cities. I know your rhetoric.  I know all your identity politics stems from the Marxist activists and ‘intellectuals’ who have pushed the American left farther left than ever before.  I know you believe your “progressive” views are the supreme moral authority on every single issue and somehow this perception allows you to justify your totalitarian social views and hypocritical violent outbursts. You profess to hate half this country for their alleged bigotry while carrying signs that say “Love Wins!”

I also know you’re a coward.

I know this because you keep screaming, and blogging, and protesting, and even rioting… but you won’t start this “uprising” you keep going on and on about. If you really believe that your cause is just, that the majority supports you, and that the United States needs to be overthrown to make way for your progressive social utopia of sunshine and free shit… pick up a gun and start your revolution like every other communist group in history. See, I come from an organization that spent the better part of the last century training to fight a bunch of little commie heathens, and I have a pretty healthy respect for any Ivan who was willing to pick up an AK- 47 and parachute onto the continent ready to overthrow the USA. That takes some guts. You’re not like him though. You’re quite different actually. Ivan was in shape. You’re a bunch of ‘fat acceptance’ advocates who complain airline seats are too small for your 9,000 calories per day diet. Ivan was a proud masculine man. You have drag queens and fat feminist women with green hair. Ivan grew up mining coal and hunting wolves in the Urals. You want socialism because you’re upset that you can’t get a 6-figure job at age 24 with the bullshit arts degree you spent all that loan money on and haven’t done a day of physical labor in your life. Ivan was a veteran of Stalingrad, Afghanistan, and a dozen bush wars. You think “Call of Duty” is too violent and sexist. Ivan packed an AK-47 and knew how to use it. Those among you leftists now who even have weapons ditch them after you rob the liquor store or 7/11 and go hide out at your aunt’s Section 8 housing. You don’t have the discipline Ivan did, at least he used the sights. Ivan killed jihadists by the thousands. You make excuses for them and want to invite them into our country.

You all have your reasons for hating America and whether or not I agree isn’t even relevant. I took an oath as did all of my brothers and sisters in uniform to defend this country against all enemies foreign AND domestic. I will always protect your rights to free speech and expression through lawful and civil protest whether or not your cause is something I believe in. However, you seem to believe revolution and violence are the answer now, and that makes you a domestic enemy of the United States I protect and serve. Do it and I’ll teach you how we make the f**kin’ green grass grow. You keep saying you want a revolution, secession, a new Civil War and the election of Racist/sexist/homophobic/Republican/Nazi/xenophobic/dictator/Islamophobic/rich guy asshole” Donald Trump is the catalyst for you to take action and destroy every evil you perceive this country to stand for…

Well… We’re waiting. Shit or get off the pot.

Iron Mike

3 thoughts on “Could not resist this one.”

  1. Hi Jim,

    You won’t like the following, be advised.

    I love it when retired military officers use their rank as a title to somehow legitimize personal views on politics or whatever, I see an awful lot of that here. Its not the opinion of the Marine Corps, it’s you’re private opinion, which is even more valid because organizations do not think nor form individual ideas.

    “Please leave a comment on this post or on any subject; all are appreciated. Thank you and Semper Fi, Jim”

    Happy Thanksgiving.

    Josh Cohen

    1. Hmm, what is that I won’t like? I see nothing you’ve said that is relevant. Of whom are you speaking? I don’t use my rank, nor do most others that comment here. Please explain why I am not supposed to like your comment Josh.

  2. I love this guy. And it could have been printed without cleaning it up. Those of us with military family KNOW that the English language can be very colorful when in uniform. My favorite T shirt says Whisky Tango Foxtrot and that’s my statement that few at my tea and cake socials would understand. Military men always smile though. I would love to see the dissenting buttercups try and pull off a revolution. At my advanced age I believe I could hold down my town! They would be very humiliated to be wiped out by a granny with a bun. Mike is right. They are all talk and no action. Planned parenthood may pay anarchists to riot but they only know how to burn dumpsters. How disappointed they must be that Republicans won since they were hoping conservatives would be the ones to start a civil war. And of course they would depend on the military to stomp us into submission. Irony anyone?

Please leave a comment on this post or on any subject; all are appreciated. Thank you and Semper Fi, Jim