Home Security

This was an email from my good friend and fellow Marine, GySgt David Wright, USMC (Ret). What a great idea. Might try it myself.

I  took down my Rebel flag (which you can’t buy on eBay any more), tossed the ‘Don’t Tread on Me’ flag and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door.

I gave the pit bull to my mother-in-law and stored my AK-47.  I
disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.

Instead of all that silly stuff I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard.

Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN buy on eBay) and ran it up the flag pole.

Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.

I’ve NEVER felt safer and I’m saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge  me.

Plus, I bought burkas for my family.  When we shop or travel, everyone moves out of the way and security can’t pat us down.

Hot Dang! Safe at last!  Is America getting  greater every day or what?

2 thoughts on “Home Security”

  1. Geez..I won’t go that far..! I want someone to shoot me if I ever purchase or display anything semi related to the Muslims..their religion or other…

    1. I agree with you Jack. While it was meant to be humorous, it is so sad that there is a lot of truth to exactly what would happen if one really did it. It is a shame that most Americans (I believe) are afraid of the Muslims. We are a bunch of sheep following that scumbag, POS we elected, then we allowed him to literally destroy our country and our society piece by piece. I am so ashamed of my country and what it stands for today that I cannot contain myself anymore. Am I bigoted towards Muslims, which includes that racist pig and his equally racist wife in the White House? You damn right I am, and I make no bones about it. Every flag in this country should be flown upside down Monday as we are definitely a nation in crisis.

Please leave a comment on this post or on any subject; all are appreciated. Thank you and Semper Fi, Jim