Racoons

Many have asked me if I support the republican party? Sorry, but I do not. In fact, I do not call myself a republican (small case). I have to state I am one to get the right primary ballot, but that’s the extent of me being one of them. Many people have wondered how Trump rose to such popularity so quickly, and why has the RNC did not endorse him. Well, I think I know, but  I will not go there just yet.  I received the following from several fellow non-republicans via email and although somewhat crude English-wise, it sure spells it out; even those living under a rock these days should be able to comprehend its message.I don’t know who wrote it, but  I think it is great!  Let’s call it, Why Trump has such a following. Enjoy
Racoons2You’ve been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, and your basement is infested with raccoons. Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean raccoons have overtaken your basement. You want them gone immediately! You call the city—four different exterminators—nobody could handle the job. However, there is this one guy who says he guarantees  to get rid of them—so you hire him. You don’t care if the guy smells, you don’t care if the guy swears, you don’t care if he’s an alcoholic, you don’t care how many times he’s been married, you don’t care if he voted for Obama, you don’t care if he has plumber’s crack—you simply want those raccoons gone! You want your problem fixed! He’s the guy! He’s the best! Period!

So, here’s why we want Trump, yes he’s a bit of an ass, yes he’s an egomaniac, but we don’t care. The country is a mess because politicians suck, the Republican Party is two-faced & gut-less, and illegals are everywhere. We just want it all fixed! We don’t care that Trump is crude, we don’t care that he insults people, we don’t care that he had been friendly with Hillary, we don’t care that he has changed positions, we don’t care that he’s been married three times, we don’t care that he fights with Megan Kelly and Rosie O’Donnell, we don’t care that he doesn’t know the names of some Muslin terrorists. This country is weak and bankrupt, our enemies are making fun of us, we are being invaded by illegals from all over the world. We are becoming a nation of victims where every Tom, Ricardo and Hasid is a special group with special rights to a point where we don’t even recognize the country where we were born and raised. “WE JUST WANT IT FIXED,” and Trump is the only guy who seems to understand what the people want.  We’re sick of politicians, sick of the Democratic Party, Republican Party, and sick of illegals. We just want this thing fixed. Trump may not be a saint, but doesn’t have lobbyist money holding him, he doesn’t have political correctness restraining him, all we know is that he has been very successful, a good negotiator, has built a lot of things, created a lot of jobs, AND he’s not a cowardly politician. And, he says he’ll fix it. And, we believe him because he is too much of an egotist to be proven wrong or called a liar.

Also, we don’t care if the guy has bad hair.

We just want those damn raccoons gone. Out of my house—NOW!

Racoons

2 thoughts on “Racoons”

  1. Jim, I agree completely with the need for fixing, and, I’d probably vote “anybody but Hildabeast”. The unanswered question is whether Trump can actually fix the problems. I know, I know, many might say, “can he do any worse”? The answer is probably “NO”. But what I’d like Trump supporters (even me; I watched Trump fix the skating rink in a couple months when NYC couldn’t get it done in several years) to acknowledge is that they/we/me would be taking a giant leap of faith.

    Nuf said!

    Doug

    1. I watched the Cruz fiasco last night at his HQ. The GOP has now showed their hand. That speech was crafted by the GOP/RNC who have now openly thrown their support for Cruz. I am sure they were waiting and waiting to see if anyone could come close to beating Trump, and with the close call for MO, (don’t know if they have declared a winner yet) they crafted that speech with all, and I do mean ALL, the GOP talking points. However, it was filled with outright lies and innuendos, e.g. “We have won from Alaska to Maine. He didn’t win Alaska, or what about “Trump wants to negotiate a better deal with Iran,” that’s not what Trump said, just 15 minutes earlier in his speech, he said he’d throw the deal out. I do not think Cruz can beat Clinton, so I believe the GOP/RNC are making a huge mistake, for which they are known (McCain, Romney, to name only a few).

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