My Perfect day

January 20, 2017

  1. President Donald trump and Vice Carly Forina are sworn into office.
  1. In a rare event on inauguration day, Congress convenes for an emergency meeting to repeal the illegal and unconstitutional Socialist healthcare farce known as Obama care. The new Director of Health and Social Services Dr. Ben Carson announces that an independent group of healthcare management professionals is hired to handle healthcare services for poor and low-income people. They are also assigned the duty of eliminating Medicare and Medicaid fraud. Government’s costs for public healthcare are reduced by 90%. Healthcare insurance premiums for working Americans are reduced by 50%. The move saves billions of taxpayer paid dollars. Healthcare service in the U.S improves 100%.
  1. Newly appointed department of Homeland Security Chief Joe Arpaio announces the immediate deployment of US troops to the U.S. Mexico border to control illegal immigration and the immediate deportation of illegals with criminal records or links to terrorist groups. New bio-encrypted Social Security IDs are required by every American citizen. Birthright is abolished. All immigration from countries that represent a threat to the safety of American citizens is terminated indefinitely. The move saves American taxpayers billions of dollars. Several prisons are closed.
  1. Newly appointed Secretary of Business and Economic Development Ted Cruz eliminates more than half of the Government agencies operating under the Obama administration saving taxpayers billions of dollars. Stocks rise 100%.
  1. Newly appointed Director of Government Finance Rand Paul announces the abolition of the IRS and displays a copy of the new Federal Tax Return form. It consists of one page. The instructions consist of two pages. The Federal Reserve is audited. The move saves American taxpayers billions of dollars and increases tax revenue.
  1. Hillary Clinton is in jail. Bill bought a the Playboy mansion in Las Vegas. Her cell is directly across from Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton who are serving time for a lifetime of tax evasions and “hate crimes.” She bitches at them constantly from behind the bars of her cell in what some might call cruel and unusual punishment.
  1. Bernie Sanders is in the nuthouse. His room is directly across from Nancy Pelosi, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Chris Matthews, Rachael Maddow, and Al Franken. They meet for tea every day at ten and discuss the success and benefits of Communism and Socialism throughout the world. They also wonder when the “mother ship” is going to pick them up and return them to their home planets.
  1. Windows 12 is released. It is designed for humans, doesn’t try to satisfy the needs of every person on the planet, doesn’t require a degree in nuclear physics to operate and looks just like Windows 7 except it is easier to use.
  1. Barack Obama flees the United States under cover of darkness and returns to his homeland of Kenya before his trial for treason begins. He deplaned on a remote jungle airstrip. It was reported that he was last seen wandering through the jungle singing “Hakuna Matata” with an ugly chimp named Valerie.
  1. Oscar Meyer announces the introduction of a new cholesterol and fat-free pepperoni that tastes just like regular pepperoni.
  1. Not to be outdone, Kraft Foods announces the introduction of several varieties of cholesterol and fat-free cheeses that taste just like regular cheese.
  1. A committee is not established to determine what is causing global cooling. Billions of taxpayer dollars are saved.
  1. Raquel Welch calls me, crying. She tells me it was a big mistake dumping me back in 2000 and begs me to take her back. I decline, explaining that I am happily married. She is devastated and cries for days. Justice is served.
  1. Dead people are no longer allowed to vote in Chicago, a huge blow for the Democrat Party in Illinois.
  1. I receive a call from an attorney in Scotland. He explains that I have inherited a single malt Scotch distillery and a coastal estate in Ireland from a distant relative and that I need to be there as soon as possible to sign the papers. Ten hours later we tour our new vacation home. There is a red Aston-Martin in the garage, also part of the inheritance.

And that, my friends, constitutes MY PERFECT DAY!!!!!!


A Muslim Speaks Out!

WARNING: This video contains some rather strong language, I don’t suspect it will bother any Marine, but others — I don’t know?

Having said that, it is encouraging to see a Muslim finally speak out against the horrible atrocities committed by his fellow Muslims. In fact, if I were him, I’d be careful, he just may find himself as a target of the scumbags to which he speaks.

For some unknown reason to me, you’ll have to copy and paste this URL into your browser.


I have never watched this show, but I will certainly start to do so. Maybe I can find it on-demand and pick it up from the beginning. Quinn has it right while the rest of the folks at the table haven’t a clue. Strategy? What strategy? Our president  is nothing more than a Chicago street hustler; he was elected for all the wrong reasons. He came to the job with zero qualifications to lead the largest democracy in the world, nor was he qualified to be our commander-in-chief. I have an idea where his heart is, but it certainly is not in America. We have to put up with this feckless fellow for 14 more months and during that time he will do everything he can to weaken our resolve, and that includes weakening our military to where they will become ineffective. The sad thing is the average American could care less. Watch this clip and you decide for yourself who is right, the idiots sitting around the table who are representative of our elected and appointed leaders, or Quinn.

A Must Read Part II

Dennis has now published Part II of his article on terrorism VS immigration. It is another great read and one I consider a must for anyone wondering what is going on in our once great country. Might I even suggest you send the  links or a copies of both articles to your elected officials. I already have, especially to our infamous scumbag Durbin the Socialist Friend. Go to:

A Must Read

The editor of my book, who happens to be an exception author in his own right and the world’s greatest editor (not that I am a tad biased) has written an op-ed piece that was just picked up for publication. It is a great read and one I consider a must for anyone wondering what is going on in our once great country. Go to: